Country Teasers - Black Change
I’ve emboldened all the most important lyrics to this song. As you can see, Ben Wallers makes economic use of his 90 seconds. I say if you can listen to the first twenty seconds of this pseudoxenophobic ripper and still have the power to turn it off, then you’re a stronger man than I.
In the year two thousand/I’m the first white citizen/I get injection/Black change operation/My dick went long/My hair went fuzzy/My lips and eyes/Bigger than my little tummy/I traded in my white friends/For pretty white ladies/My new black body/Drove them crazy/Yep/Black change
Two thousand and ten/I’ve gotta go back again/There’s too much trouble/From those envious white men/Go back to the surgeon/Another injection/Reverse operation/I’m a clean white citizen again/My wife won’t touch me/I can’t score no crack/”Once you go black,” she says/”You never go back”/Yep/Black change/Black change
